Twelve Treats Of Geekmas #4

Ok so this one isn't real, but it's a fun joke.

From The Guardian:

THE PROMETHEUS FIRST AID KIT

Upgrade your home’s health with this kit inspired directly by the technology on the fictional USCSS Prometheus. Take care of everyday bumps and bruises with plasters and witch hazel. Deal with alien impregnation with surgical lasers and unbelievably strong self-administered opiates. This box has the lot!